February 2012
Well, nighty night
I make eye contact with someone at school and...
kiango:
mom: hey dear, would you help me with something?
me: oh, sure mom, I’ll be right—
me: …
me: …
mom: hello?
me: yeah.
be right there
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So apparently there's a Troll ICP (I'm annoyed at...
TC: MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk...
TC: aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
TC: It'S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt.
TC: oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn.
TC: AnD hOw It'S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT.
TC: mOtHeRfUcKiN hIsSiNg MaN, wHo WeNt AlL aNd ToLd It To Do ThAt?
TC: HoW wOuLd It EvEn Do ThAt, It'S cRaZy.
TC: iT's A mIrAcLe.
CG: IT'S CARBONATION YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips are actually lying
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commanderinqueef:
hey guys i have this really great idea
let’s say yolo so many times
that it won’t be funny anymore
and once it’s not funny
let’s keep saying it
Time for sleeps
mom: why did you sleep 18 hours yesterday
me: to measure my abilities
Night
I’m off to do other stuff, just for anyone that cares
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
warchief:
any insult you throw out becomes null and void when you say “check yourself b4 u wrck urself” after it
